Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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