Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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