I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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