i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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