i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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