You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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