she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Randomize
