I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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