everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
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