yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Shame - the story of my life.
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