hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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