Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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