I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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