i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Randomize
