3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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