haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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