how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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