I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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