U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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