so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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