She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
We are all done wearing pants today
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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