im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I need moral support for this bender
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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