doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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