So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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