Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Drunk is a universal language darling
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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