Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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