WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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