Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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