Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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