he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Im part way to drunk.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I currently don't understand fingers.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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