She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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