i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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