So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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