I hate all girls vehemently.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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