I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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