I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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