I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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