Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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