oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I am spending my child support on dildos
I could make wine with my vomit
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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