She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
A bitchslap is in order.
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