The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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