Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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