If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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