So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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