I don't think brook has ever known best
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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