You work out of a Hotel?
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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