She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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