Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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