The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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