TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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