saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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